European jokes over Iraq war
BERLIN (AFP)
Apr 06, 2003
Did you know the Americans were planning to divide Iraq into three zones after the war?
Leaded, unleaded and diesel.
Why didn't American troops get to Baghdad quicker?
Because CNN kept having to reshoot the scenes.
The Iraqi information ministry says its troops have downed a British plane.
"Don't believe a word they say," bellow the Americans. "It was us."
What do Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?
They both want to know where those damn Tomahawks are coming from
A British Muslim comic Shazi Mirza, told an audience in Berlin of the war: "Come on Germany, get involved. It's not the same without you." "It seems anyone with a moustache is a suspect these days My mum's been arrested."
German entertainer Harald Schmidt said Germany's football authorities were to change the phrase "own goal" for someone scoring against their own side to "friendly fire."
In Greece, a joke doing the rounds says a plane carrying Bush and Blair has crashed. Who survives? The rest of the world.
In Russia, a joke pokes fun at the US-led coalition's early claims of victory. "The allies say they have captured Umm Qasr. It's the fourth Umm Qasr to be captured since the start of the war
The Russian newspaper Izvestia featured a press conference at which Bush was asked if he had proof of Iraqi weapons of mass destruction. "Of course," replied the president. "We kept the receipts".
The Czech daily Lidove Noviny published a cartoon of a father, cigarette in mouth, slouched before a television showing the war. He says to his son, "Why war? Because broadcasting peace live wouldn't draw the same audience"
Caustic, gently satirical and often just simply offensive, the war on Iraq has proved to be fertile ground for Europe's humourists, reflecting the large majority of public opinion opposed to the military action.The prime targets are US President George W. Bush, blunder-prone US troops, his closest ally Prime Minister Tony Blair of Britain, and sometimes even the Iraqis.
"There are two views about laughing at war," said German humour researcher Reiner Foerst."Some say that basically you shouldn't make jokes about painful events such as war, illnesses and tragedies."Others say you should never lose your sense of humour because it can help you overcome pain."
The above examples came from a variety of sources, including the Swiss joke website www.witziges.ch and German entertainer Harald Schmidt. The French website www.humour.com has a photomontage inspired by the tales of Asterix, the feisty Gaul resisting the Romans.
European jokes over Iraq war
BERLIN (AFP)
Apr 06, 2003
Did you know the Americans were planning to divide Iraq into three zones after the war?
Leaded, unleaded and diesel.
Why didn't American troops get to Baghdad quicker?
Because CNN kept having to reshoot the scenes.
The Iraqi information ministry says its troops have downed a British plane.
"Don't believe a word they say," bellow the Americans. "It was us."
What do Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?
They both want to know where those damn Tomahawks are coming from
A British Muslim comic Shazi Mirza, told an audience in Berlin of the war: "Come on Germany, get involved. It's not the same without you." "It seems anyone with a moustache is a suspect these days My mum's been arrested."
German entertainer Harald Schmidt said Germany's football authorities were to change the phrase "own goal" for someone scoring against their own side to "friendly fire."
In Greece, a joke doing the rounds says a plane carrying Bush and Blair has crashed. Who survives? The rest of the world.
In Russia, a joke pokes fun at the US-led coalition's early claims of victory. "The allies say they have captured Umm Qasr. It's the fourth Umm Qasr to be captured since the start of the war
The Russian newspaper Izvestia featured a press conference at which Bush was asked if he had proof of Iraqi weapons of mass destruction. "Of course," replied the president. "We kept the receipts".
The Czech daily Lidove Noviny published a cartoon of a father, cigarette in mouth, slouched before a television showing the war. He says to his son, "Why war? Because broadcasting peace live wouldn't draw the same audience"
Caustic, gently satirical and often just simply offensive, the war on Iraq has proved to be fertile ground for Europe's humourists, reflecting the large majority of public opinion opposed to the military action.The prime targets are US President George W. Bush, blunder-prone US troops, his closest ally Prime Minister Tony Blair of Britain, and sometimes even the Iraqis.
"There are two views about laughing at war," said German humour researcher Reiner Foerst."Some say that basically you shouldn't make jokes about painful events such as war, illnesses and tragedies."Others say you should never lose your sense of humour because it can help you overcome pain."
The above examples came from a variety of sources, including the Swiss joke website www.witziges.ch and German entertainer Harald Schmidt. The French website www.humour.com has a photomontage inspired by the tales of Asterix, the feisty Gaul resisting the Romans.
